Sir, damage report:
-The pool cannot be drained properly, someone poured JELLO mix into it.
-We are having a difficult time wrangling the chickens, but we should have them all by this afternoon.
- some of the troopers refuse to remove the lingerie from the chandelier.
-we are still trying to locate that smell.
-no one is fessing up on the graffiti that is on your shuttle.
-and last but not least... playing, "Turn Down For What" and House of Pain's "Jump" back to back was my idea... I will have the floor boards replaced right away.
On a good note, we found Paul. The jawas didn't find it funny that we wrapped him in aluminum foil and sold him to them. There's a small return fee but we put it on Vader's Alderaan Express.
Welcome back, Sir.