FIVE[501st] Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 We all know the famous Order 66 and how it brought our glorious Empire into being. We all know that it was the Emperor's ingenious way to alert his troops that the Jedi had, in fact, betrayed them and were now rouge enemies of the Republic. We all know that without this order being in place all might have been lost. Many, however, do not know what orders 1 - 65 were. Here is a list of the ones I know... please fill in the rest. Order 1 "The Red Pill" It's been discovered that Jedi are actually Duracell batteries. All troops are commanded to stop fighting, collect the Jedi, and return them to the Jedi temple on Coruscant where they will be plugged in and used to power the Emperor's home theater. Order 7 - "God made earth and God made Heaven" Everything is going great and the trade federation is on the run. All troops are to meet at the "Healthy Heaven Day Spa" on Bespin for some well deserved R & R. Order 13 - "Palpatine in the House" The Emperor has been diagnosed with huntington's disease. All troops are to cease fire and return to base for a 2 weeks of sarcastic mourning and denial. Order 42 - "Life the Universe and Everything" The answer to the question of the universe has been found. All troops are to begin speaking with bad British accents. Order 50 - "The Flying Sheep" It's been discovered that the Jedi are secretly planning to use innuendos as a form of communication to distract from their hidden plans of taking over the galaxy with the help of midichlorian enhanced penguins and a grail of some sort. All troops are commanded to execute all Jedi. (This, of course, is very similar to Order 66 just much sillier.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapstertee Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Order #64 - All troops are to sing, "When I'm Sixty Four" by the Beatles. Order #63 - Perform a slow kinky strip tease. Order #62 - March in Monty Python 'Silly Walks' Order #61 - Perform the "I'm a Little Teapot, short and stout" dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samskara Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Order #5 All Trooper are to return to Coruscant to help the Emperor practice for his rendition of the Thriller dance with Palpatine as the star... ...Haden Christiansen is the screaming B!@^(# Order #11 Padme with back-up singing Troopers croon the song "Leader of the Pack" to Vader. Order #49 Troopers add Palates to their work out regime in order to insure their abs and kidney plate overlap. Order #52 Random Troopers remove, flip or add random pieces of armor just to confuse costumers in a galaxy far.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daetrin[Admin] Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Order #40 - The Midlife All troopers will start dating Twi'liks half their age, or immediately buy a new speeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIVE[501st] Posted December 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Order #40 - The MidlifeAll troopers will start dating Twi'liks half their age, or immediately buy a new speeder. Hahaha... that's a great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray1134[501st] Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Order #40 - The MidlifeAll troopers will start dating Twi'liks half their age, or immediately buy a new speeder. Gold chains optional. Order 77 - All troopers are ordered to stop using the firing and accuracy range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThayNerd[TK] Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Gold chains optional. Order 77 - All troopers are ordered to stop using the firing and accuracy range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychotropic Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 order 23- darth vader has come down with the chicken pocs. All troopers are ordered to stop him from scratching at all times even if it means turning off his limbs. order 24- its the emperors birthday and we forgot to throw him a party. everyone rush to docking bay 2A-23 and pretend we have been planning a "very secret" surprise party all along. order 25- The emperor his 92 years and is giving a speech and no one can understand 2 words he is saying. smile and nod politely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Knight Jajj Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 lets not forget.. Order 55- All Stormtoopers are required to start singing "I Cant Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar in thier TIE Fighters while zooming around the galaxy Order 68- And all the Stormtrooper yell "we owe you one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello[501st] Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Order 32: Due to an unfortunate accident on Mustafar, all hot liquids are banned from Lord Vader's presence. This includes the jacuzzi on level 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airpaint Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Order Six, there is NO ... Order Six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.