And if you bothered to read my posts I said nothing about this initially.
I said :
So you will note, I hope, that I in fact tried to avert this very discussion.
However, to answer the "keep important belonging on him" problem:
Simple.
Give your valuables to your spotter/squire/handler at an event.
If your daft enough to wear an expensive easily damaged costume that limits movement and visibility so much you would be hard pushed to react to any negativity /trouble/act of god/natural disaster befalling you then take a bright pink hand bag for all I care.
Atleast that way you will stand out from the crowd.