Problem is, the wife doesn't kill the boys....she kills a busload of schoolchildren from the boys' school instead.
My condolences to Germany in advance for when the crazies come bombing Berlin, Warnemunde, Merkel's office, your family's church, or wherever they wreak havoc because of what Germany did to make them upset (you're part of that evil organization NATO, after all). When they do, remember to forgive them. You probably really hurt their feelings at some point, after all.