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WoodChuck here. I just got an e-mail I just HAVE to share, but it's not easy trying to type and copy and paste

while having spasms from belly-busting laughter, and tears rolling down my face:

 

Subject: Star Wars Helmets Obscene?

 

 

(quote).................And I also think that it is terrible how obscene those helmets are in some of the

Star Wars movies. When i look at the side view of the storm trooper, or clone helmet,

all I see is the lower portion of the helmet seems to take the shape of a semi-(BLEEP)

portion of the adult male anatomy..................(unquote)

 

I Guess that gives new meaning to the slang term....."D_ _ K Head"

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Subject: Star Wars Helmets Obscene?

 

 

(quote).................And I also think that it is terrible how obscene those helmets are in some of the

Star Wars movies. When i look at the side view of the storm trooper, or clone helmet,

all I see is the lower portion of the helmet seems to take the shape of a semi-(BLEEP)

portion of the adult male anatomy..................(unquote)

 

Huh? :blink:

 

The thought never occurred to me, nor have I ever been told on a troop by a fan that my head reminds him/her of a part of the male anatomy. But I'm looking at a side-view picture of my bucket and I see it . . . sort of. :rolleyes:

 

Sounds like this person has some issues - I recommend therapy or a really good f***. Or both.

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heres some quotes from the OT that might explain this line of thought :P i can see this discussion leading to the Dark Side lol

 

A NEW HOPE\'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

 

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

 

'Look at the size of that thing!'

 

'Sorry about the mess...'

 

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

 

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

 

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

 

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

 

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

 

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

 

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'

 

 

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

 

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

 

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

 

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

 

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

 

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

 

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

 

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

 

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

 

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

 

'Control, control, you must learn control!'

 

 

RETURN OF THE JEDI

 

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

 

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

 

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

 

'In time you will call me master.'

 

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

 

'I never knew I had it in me.'

 

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

 

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

 

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

 

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

 

 

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Woodchuck here.......................funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!

 

it always amazes me how the human brain takes one image, and allows it to be observed by 100 people, and they all see something different. The email had me actually crying from laughing, and I needed a good laugh at the time.

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