Ha! I highly doubt a full disco trooper is in my future. Rhinestones are not inexpensive.
The chest and back are connected via white elastic so the back straps are laying free. I can easily pull the chest down/back up to fit better. Putting armor on solo is no easy feat.
I know you think you extensive modifincations are needed.... but really..... Only things I had to alter were the thighs, took an inch off the kideny, an inch off the forearms, brought in the uppper arms a couple inches, and took approx an inch off the cod. Which was way less than I anticipated. I played soccer from youth through college. My bottom and legs are not as slender as most--- as you can tell lol, but I have not ran into too many roadblocks with getting my armor to fit my size.
the biggest issue you will run into, when you cut your thighs, like me, you will trim from the top down, causing the wider top area to become the narrow mid thigh piece. SUCKS! Hello shims, ammiright?
Also, you should probably do whatever your wife tells you.... happy wife, happy life.
Of course, I youtubed that song. Its like youre trying to speak to me... I just know it....
I usually put on Pandora, because I can totally hear the music over the sound of my dremel HAHA
My top stations are:
"Lomax"
"Fink"
"Today's Country"