Hey Mike. Good question. I wanna stop people , make em laugh with recorded funny movie lines, impress them and make em pay. My bike show in the winter is only on stage but there's good money to be made with this statue show in the street like Quebec or Montreal.
My step son makes $100 an hour in the summer with a different show where he stands a sprays people with water and farts. I'm not sure if i should use that mask. I'm working on it. I have a floating water faucet where water comes out into a bucket. A remote control tip jar that goes out to people for tips.
This is where i got the idea: http://www.lib.umich.edu/files/mblogs/vrc/Johan%20Lorbeer%201.jpg