Topgun[TK] Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS 10) "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" 9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." 7) "You've got something jammed in here real good." 6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 4) "Sorry about the mess..." 3) "Look at the size of that thing!" 2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK 10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." 9) "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 8) "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..." 6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 5) Hurry up, golden-rod..." 4) "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" 3) "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" 1) "Control, control! You must learn control!" TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI 10) "Hey, point that thing someplace else." 9) "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." 8) "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" 7) "I never knew I had it in me." 6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." 5) "There is good in him, I've felt it." 4) "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." 3) "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" 2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one." 1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougefresh Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Context is everything, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GosHawk[501st] Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Really?!? #6?!? that should be #1. Now for ep 1-3 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgun[TK] Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Really?!? #6?!? that should be #1. Now for ep 1-3 hehe i havent seen ep 3 in a while, time to dust it off and get some poppy corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox1196 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 lol awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK8776 jgarrettg Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I can't stop laughing. gasp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runnriottt Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ep4... I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ep5... Laugh it up fuzz ball... Ep6... Short help is better than no help... Ep3... (Vader's Breathing) Ep1,2. Dont know. I have maybe watched them a few times. Not to impressed with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomaToNOR[501st] Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I remember stumbling across something called "The Star Wars Pants Page" once... They had swapped crucial words in the text, with "pants"! Like, "Tarkin, I should expect finding you holding Vaders pants. I could smell your foul pants the minute I steped aboard...", you get the idea? Here's another page. Couldn't find the original one anymore...: http://www.aljfkds.com/starwarspants.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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