snoopy trooper[TK] Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Redneck or not, this is funny…... MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-r-dun). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThayNerd[TK] Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 LOL That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK8776 jgarrettg Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Classic! I'm rolling on the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello[501st] Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychotropic Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 aww haha poor cop had to do al that for nothin. haha but that is genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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