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Unsolved Mysteries: The Ewoks Edition


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Okay, so we've all seen both ROTJ, and TFA.

 

In TFA, an Ewok appears at the resistance base, but we saw the end of ROTJ. Or, did we see some crazy Rebel propaganda film constructed to lead us to believe that the only things burning on the forest moon of Endor were Ewok bonfires, and the remains of Lord Darth Vader?

 

Science has stepped up its game to prove that what we saw was indeed simply Rebel propaganda, and that in the end, it was the Ewoks that burned. Physicist Dave Minton wrote a white paper explaining the whole glorious end of the Ewoks. Have a look, in the name of science.

 

http://www.techinsider.io/endor-holocaust-science-study-2015-12

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Okay, abandoned Safari, and went through Tapatalk to fix it. Should work now. Thanks for the heads-up!

 

 

With Unquestioned Loyalty - TK-51878

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Now is comming out loud and clear, 5-5.

And it´s an interesting scientific paper with a few apocaliptic though funny statements.

Thanks for sharing.

(poor, poor little ewoks... friendly fire or collateral casualties? That´s why we must stop this rebel scum and return the order to the galaxy)

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