Good replies to dumb questions from "fans"

[Daetrin[Admin]]

Q. Where's Chewbacca? (said to Boba Fett)

A. Right here! (Boba holding up a wookie trophy)

 

Q. Home come you're dirty? (to a sandtrooper)

A. 'Cause I work for a living.

 

Q. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

A. Aren't you a little bald for a wookie? (cred to Sinchan)

 

Q. Is that gun real?

A. Yes, but it only works on stupid people.

 

Q. Where did you get the armor?

A. There was a sale at Wal-mart.

 

Q. Is it hot in there?

A. Only when the air conditioning stops working.